"Oh father, we're here,
yay!" said Freiza, as he got out. He saw a figure walking up. "This isn't
Foley's...." said the figure. "I'm missing the sale damnit!"
"Sale, where? I need
more cherry lipstick." said Freiza to the figure. "Wait, who are you exactly?"
"Who me?" said the figure. "Oh, I'm Vejitina, Princess of the Saiyajin.
And you are?" Freiza starts to get really girlish, Goku must have done
something to her... I mean, him. Freiza kinda started to prance around. "Ok,
she's lost it," thought Vej.
"Oh well, down to business.
I'm here to destroy you and Earth," said Freiza. "Oh, well, I think I'm
in the wrong place here, you see, I have a broken time machine back there
and....WHOA!!" Vej just nearly misses a blast shot by Freiza. "OK THAT'S
IT! ENERGY SPIRAL!" As she said that, everything went kaboom and Freiza,
King Kold and all the henchmen were blown away.
"That's that."
Just then, the Z Gang,
minus Goku, arrived. "YAHH VEJITA!!!" Vej yelled and with that lunged at
him. She started beating the living crap outta him. "NOO DIEEEEE!!" "Stupid
sister get off me!" Everybody's jaw hit the floor. "SISTER?!" they all
said. "Yeah she's my sister, what's it to you?"
So instead of drinking
soda like with Trunks, Vejita spent the 2 hours of telling them his history
with his sister. Just then, Goku and his ship dropped in. "Who in the hell?"
Vej said. Just then Goku walked out. "Hi everyone!" he said in his dopey
voice. "BAKAROTTO!!! DIEEEEEE!!!!!" Then Vej jumped him as well and beat
the crap outta him for 30 minutes. Vejita smiled. "Boy, is she ever smart."
After Vej was done mauling
Goku, he asked who she is. "I'm from the future, I came here looking for
the Foley's sale today." "So, do you have any important news from the future
for us?" Goku asked. "No, not really..." Vej replied. "No new enemy, no
killer psychopath or anything?" Goku said. "They find a cure for the cold,
but that's about it." Vej replied. "Now, if I may, I need to leave,
I've gotta hurry, Foley's closes in 5 hours." And with that, she jumped
into the time machine and went back home.
3 years later in that timeline,
Goku caught the heart disease and died and the world went down the pot.
Because Vej was from a time line where the androids weren't around, and everyone
was alive.
Well, Vej got to the
sale in time, and cleaned them out. And she lived happily ever after, the
end.